pleatedjeans:

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the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

cups-of-tea-and-history:

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

Honestly, my mom is obsessed with cannibals too. I’m not sure you’d all even notice the difference.

Mine would become 27% more cheerful and sparkly but would also contain a lot more dirty jokes.

I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
Salinger (via nevver)

I, Dee, a reformed acolyte from the blood drinking, squid worshipping sect of N’rygoth, will not lead us in prayer.

So, for the love of his grotesque and misshapen ballsack, dole out the damn food.

thehappysorceress:

heatvents:

This issue just kills me. Every. Damn. Time.

I am extremely fond of this issue. 

Very nice, but is it wrong of me to wish they had intercut with the actual Brian Bolland art? Because it’s jarring to me that it isn’t, in the same way I have trouble with Kermit the Frog nowadays because that voice just isn’t Jim Henson, and no one else will ever be.

ren-and-stimpy:

The jolly, candy like button!

WILL! HE! PRESS! IT?

ren-and-stimpy:

The jolly, candy like button!

WILL! HE! PRESS! IT?

Well, it’s just that ever since the kaboom, you’re sort of been walking around looking like Mr. Sour-Puss, but on the inside, you’re one of the kindest people I know, so I thought it would be nice if today your outside reflected your inside.

comicbookcovers:

Happy Earth Day!

beastlyart:

tinakris:

lucy (f)lawless

JESUS.

I realize I just reposted these not long ago and that was probably about the third time I had, but, you know, I think we’re just going to move The Lucy Lawless!Dominatrix Shoot You Know The One I Mean into the “always reblog” category and have done.

All in favor? Carried.

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

feministsupernatural:

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

I would watch that movie